Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. She thought...

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By blubran - 12/03/2016 04:34 - United States - Forked River

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. She thought it would be a turn on if she talked dirty. She might have been right if she hadn't called me by another guy's name. FML

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