Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Go find that girl obsessed with disney princesses who posted recently, you're a perfectly sappy match!
Welshite 40
That was a really emotional movie, and tears do not emasculate a person.
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Comments (167)
roadrash3000 2
That isn't sensitive. It is something else entirely when the guy has a bigger ****** than the chick. That's how I see it. I don't have any real issues with sensitive men, but there needs to be a limit... You can't cry over Toy Story 3.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you watched the first two movies in your childhood, you’d understand why the third one was sad.
nkboggan 8
her loss, op. that part always makrs me cry.
silverstream20 20
Speak for yourself 19. I am 24 years old and still cry for things that make me sad. It doesn't make me feel any less manly, but rather proud that I'm not cold hearted.
pooldude 24
Seriously bro??
Omniprism 15
Sounds like she's a bitch.
Makaze 12
You're a heartless asshole if you don't atleast tear up when the friends who have been with you since the 90's accept their fate and take comfort in the presence of each other as they fall to their certain doom. You're better off now, friend.
Danielt104 6
What a bitch
Major_General 10
You should have said you were crying over how much it sucked.
booksandmusic 2
she's not worth your time if she doesnt cry for Disney movies.
L4miimii 7
that's a really sad part hell my boyfriend and I both teared up