Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
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Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
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lemonlife 0
at Least you have friends
_TONGAN_ 5
Happiness is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!
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Comments (106)
jose1760 1
Did anyone call you P. Diddy, Betsy Wetsy, or Susie Pees-Alot??? lol next time wear a dipper!!
LightningLadyy 0
Hahahaha P. Diddy. That was pretty clever (:
dowork20 0
hah dipper hah
loveeeitttt 0
hope that doesn't end up on Facebook.
stronghand0331 17
Don't worry, it will.
JeffGoesRawrr 0
Holy shit I'm watching a halloween movie right now. :L
jose1760 1
Holy Shit nobody care what you are watching.
jose1760 1
I was touching myself while I looked at your picture. I need a nap now.
rina17_fml 0
he must have been real convincing!!!
dannyboy66 7
michael myers is awesome
perdix 31
Was he dressed as Austin Powers, Shrek, Wayne Campbell or Dieter from "Sprockets?" If he was dressed as Linda Richman from "Coffee Talk," you are really a wimp!
mackentoshe 0
BRILLIANT!!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
It was the Love Guru so the fear was justified...
drawing_a_blank 0
I'm as happy as a little giiiiirl *covers nipples*
perdix 31
ImFoe, good one! In that circumstance, crapping one's drawers would be perfectly understandable. drawing_a_blank: "You're story has become tiresome. Now's the time on Sprocket when we dance!"
nekorina 0
wow XD spazz
jose1760 1
call Lowered expectations they can help people like you.
PiperWoods 0
hahaha stnks but if that happened to me I'd laugh it off and laugh at myself. if u can't laugh at urself u ain't having fun :)