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By TootToot - 23/03/2016 19:33 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my friends, family, and girlfriend came in for a surprise birthday party I had no idea they were planning. I thought I was going to be home alone until tonight, and had ripped a series of horrendously smelly egg farts moments before they walked in. Everyone was quiet after walking in. FML
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Comments

LwyrUp 13

Well, that's one way to greet your loved ones. Lol jk! How were you supposed to know they were coming over?

Did anyone else think this was going to be a caught masturbating story?

This is an absolutely ancient joke. The kind your grandmother used to send in email forwards in 1996