Miscellaneous: Today, my friend of 2 years quit talking to me for no reason...

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By mee1131 - 26/01/2016 16:45 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my friend of 2 years quit talking to me for no reason and is now going to my other friends and telling them I am the one who causes all the problems. FML

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