Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I decided that it was a good idea to play... - FML

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By mswizzle56 - 09/04/2016 05:36 - United States - Camarillo

Today, my friend and I decided that it was a good idea to play a prank on one of the hottest guys at school so we texted him with a number he wouldn't recognize. It was going well until he key logged my number and traced it back to me. He threatened to tell everyone that I'm a creep. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

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Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML

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Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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