Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names... - FML

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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Liss143 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:07

LOL.

wearinsexypants 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:12

use a friggin sharpie to draw a line between L and I.

DonVito106 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:13

I don't understand how this is an FML. That's great.

StraightUp 1

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:14

What kind of last name is Flicker? If it is indeed real, then LOL!

FoundManyLemons 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:14

What he said.

CandyApple 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:15

'And here comes lil' ol ******.. ****** shoots...AND ****** SCORES! OH THAT ****** HAS DONE IT AGAIN!'

jamblasticus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:16

At least your last name isn't Clint.

js4138 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:16

Excuse me, but that's awesome.

tropmignon 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:23

oh, my god. your life is over, and you'll have to move to some remote island in the pacific, but only after you incinerate that fiendish jersey. aww but really though, that's hilarious. so no use being upset over it!=]

Bojana 6

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:34

Hahaha....... LMAO #59.....xD

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