Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names...

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 469

You deserved it 50

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

Comments

Rawrrr14 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:09

lmao. that's awesome. be proud man :-]

Lizaha 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:12

They acknowledge you being a hero underneath the sheets ;) Your life rules!

mattmag 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:13

ROFL that is awesome. Wear it with pride, ******!

MyAchilles 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:17

Unlucky people are gonna call you ******....but it is really funny an could end up being a funny nickname!

Tsukasa_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:28

That's an awesome jersy.

MissMichaela_ 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:39

Haha, that's awesome.

azz100c 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:49

The shirt part is not FML, that is awesome. The FML part is that YOU PLAY SOCCER.

percypigs 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:50

haha, id actually love to wear that :D

MmmHotWaffles 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:55

thats an LML..."love" my life..

andycaliboy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:57

"that ****** plays futbol like a mother ******!"

Keywords

Gamers Annoying Video games Abuse Birthday Relatable Scams Social Media Money Kids School Education Parents Public freakouts Health Mental health Grieving Geek Music Poopoo peepee Awkward Jewelry Bikes Transportation Cops Fight Family Work Gross Customers

The Top

Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47

You deserved it 1 962

Today, I caught my young son watching porn so, not wanting to give him a warped view of sex and love, I was giving him the proper sex talk when my religious mother walked in, realised what we were talking about, and started screaming about sin and hell and diseases, and he ran off crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 632

You deserved it 96

The Top

Today, the power went out at school. As a senior, I don't show up until third period. When I got there, I signed in as usual. The office secretary waited until I signed in to tell me that if I hadn't, I wouldn't have to attend classes that day. Now I have to sit in class doing nothing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 066

You deserved it 3 576

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 037

You deserved it 5 630

Today, I was looking online at the gym memberships in my neighborhood, because I'm getting old and unfit. As I was looking at the prices, thanks to some well-placed advertisement magic, I found myself ordering a pizza, then binge-watching Netflix. It seems that motivation is just a click away, but pizza is my kryptonite. FML

I agree, your life sucks 208

You deserved it 566

Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 404

You deserved it 24 052

Today, my girlfriend was cool with me having a side piece, until she found out it was a gay guy. She kicked me out and dumped me. I texted him, asking if I could crash on his couch for a while. He thought I wanted a relationship, and cut me off when I said I wasn't interested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 341

You deserved it 1 652

Today, a new fire alarm system is being installed in my building. Not only does the alarm go off incessantly, but the elevators stop running when it happens. I live on the 12th floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 779

You deserved it 3 101