Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names...

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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AnneFTW 17

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:35

Haha that sucks! I bet they stuck them together on purpose XD

Associate 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:36

Flicker does not sound too unusual. I know a Lance L Ott (saw drivers license) and, I swear to god, Luke Skywalker.

justmeagirl 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:40

Ahahah! Love it!

lovell_says_hey 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:43

ohhh, man! that really sucks, dude...

coffeennicotine 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:45

I'd love it. Like #2 said, you can wear a shirt that says "******" without getting in trouble. Lighten up.

paks7 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:49

hey 49 who said anything about soccer?? we dont know where he's from, it could be soccer or it could be american football.

mehwhocares 9

Monday 20 June 2011 20:26

It clearly says he's from Australia, so yes we do know it's soccer.

EffYoLife 14

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:52

when people call you f*cker, tell em thats what their mom calls you

NisPe_BITCH 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:04

That's AWESOME. How much do you want for it?

meddude 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:05

that's a case of ******* amazing and awesome epicness.

_soe_ 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:12

ahahaha thats so awesome

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