By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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sherriebaby 0

Do you have a son? Cuz my brother used to say that barbie was a hooker all the time she could be implying she wants to be barbie and isn't aware that hooker is a bad thing....

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Suppercut 0

Love the comic, pretty damn hilarious. Imagine if that comic was the FML.

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kc1997kc 9

She probably doesn't know what it means, at least she's not 15 and wants to be a hooker. then you'd have real problems. my mom teaches kids like that.

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carmilla15 0

how the hell does a 5 year old even know what a hooker is?

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dianadoll 23

haha this is hilarious! no more ballerinas..

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EmilyFelton98 0

.... So barbie influences girls to be hookers?

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Flowerartist 0

Uhhhhhhhh hmmm ummmmm does she even know what a hooker is? Like maybe she think it's something else") hehehe

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britsosa 0

Now i wonder what you do for living/??

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