Kids: Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV.... - FML

By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:58

high aspirations

orangerocker26 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:59

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Theicedemon77 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:08

Lmao

sherriebaby 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:43

Do you have a son? Cuz my brother used to say that barbie was a hooker all the time she could be implying she wants to be barbie and isn't aware that hooker is a bad thing....

Suppercut 0

Monday 30 May 2011 1:08

Love the comic, pretty damn hilarious. Imagine if that comic was the FML.

kc1997kc 9

Monday 30 May 2011 22:24

She probably doesn't know what it means, at least she's not 15 and wants to be a hooker. then you'd have real problems. my mom teaches kids like that.

carmilla15 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:03

how the hell does a 5 year old even know what a hooker is?

dianadoll 23

Friday 3 June 2011 2:50

haha this is hilarious! no more ballerinas..

EmilyFelton98 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:11

.... So barbie influences girls to be hookers?

Zombiegabbs12345 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:27

Oh snap!

Flowerartist 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:50

Uhhhhhhhh hmmm ummmmm does she even know what a hooker is? Like maybe she think it's something else") hehehe

britsosa 0

Monday 20 June 2011 9:03

Now i wonder what you do for living/??

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