Kids: Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV.... - FML

By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:58

high aspirations

orangerocker26 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:59

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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JoanNeko13 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 2:01

Cooooooooooooooño!!!! Poor you! I hope you can talk her out of it

gaff1229 1

Thursday 17 February 2011 2:46

Funny. My sister used to help me go at her Barbie dolls with saws and drills. Oh, what times we had.

FriskyCoconut 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 20:43

haha! she prolly doesn't know what it means. my friend once told her dad she wanted to be his lover when she was little thinking it ment something else

TheRedNinja133 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 5:34

what she has big dreams for her life? what can i say? and ya she probably doesn't understand the word "hooker"... probably thinking of a fish or something

Asoman 3

Friday 25 February 2011 1:22

awwwww she wants to be like her mommy :)

SexyFlexiLexi 0

Monday 28 February 2011 10:57

bahahaha

QWERTYCommander 5

Monday 28 February 2011 19:06

The kids in the illustration look older than 5.

Slappedass 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 5:56

The little girl in the Illustration reminds me of Misa Amane from Death Note. /Weeaboo.

Suppercut 0

Monday 30 May 2011 1:10

1. Agreed. 2. Anime fan =/= weeaboo. Just sayin'

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 10 March 2011 1:06

A hooker...Well, fishing is an honest, noble occupation.

smilessss 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:09

that's what u get for raising a ****

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