By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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daathvadr 7

Awesome you should encourage her to follow her dreams:)

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pieroxs 3

Lol how did she learn that?

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RedCrow 0

Are you sure she knows what a hooker is? She might not.

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doglover100 28

Maybe she doesn't know what a hooker means and she said it because she heard it.

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jazzyjazz04 14

How does your 5 year old daughter know what a hooker is anyways?? 0_o

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andrizzel 6

Barbie is hypnotizing children to become dirty, filthy hookers.. Congrats.

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PunkCupcake 12

This reminds me of when I went to my friends house, and he 6 year old sister told me she wanted to be a hooker, and when I asked her if she knew what one was she was like "yea! they have sex with men for money, it sounds like a easy job, maybe we can all work together!"

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sentryshooter777 4

no hope.....none....

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