Love: Today, my first girlfriend in about 4 years broke up with me...

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By Floridaguy - 02/04/2016 19:54 - United States - Lansdale

Today, my first girlfriend in about 4 years broke up with me after one month because apparently we didn't see or each other enough. She spent 2 of the 4 weeks in Florida. And to top it all off, I got broken up with over Instagram. FML

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