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By hallowsearcher - 01/03/2016 17:36 - United States - Santee
Today, my fiancé got annoyed with me when I ignored his advances for sex. He then complained that it has been almost a week. It's been almost a week because I've been sick in bed with the flu, this doesn't seem to be a good enough excuse because he has "needs." FML