Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Classic line
Today, after celebrating our 5 year anniversary, my girl told me that’s she loves me, but is not in love with me. FML
Wrong number
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML
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Jason_fml 0
Wow, look at all the morons calling the girl a tease or saying it's a cop-out. If you aren't in love with someone you aren't in love with them, staying in a relationship with them is disrespectful to both people. There is a difference between being in love and loving someone. When you just love someone it means you care about them a lot and want them to be happy, it's platonic. Being in love with someone means you want to be with them, it's romantic.
you_failed 15
Huh? How you could you have known what 12 wrote if you were 10? Ô_____ò
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Comments (111)
ThisRandomChild 0
Futurama reference for the win!
deadrising084 1
IT'S A TRAP
BlAzEtHiS 0
That's basically telling you that you've been bumped back to the friend zone. For good.
dpgft10 0
Um... I took it as he's having sex with you but doesn't love you
etnies123 5
Friends with benifits ?!?
minamail25 7
She is saying she still cares about you like she would a brother but she doesn't want to date you or sleep with you.
writergirl23 19
If she sent it to you of her own volition, she is still in love with you. If it was in reply to a question you put to her, then she is telling the truth.
22cute 17
Translation: she cares about you buts she's not sexually attracted to you. It's not that new, unique or confusing, really.
blutigenbonbon 10
She means to say that she doesn't love you bf/gf wise >
LovelyGirl9 0
You've just been friend zoned my boy