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By llamapartyy - 09/06/2016 14:23 - Netherlands - Roermond

Today, my ex-boyfriend tried to smoke italian spices because he thought it had the same effect as weed. He even acted like he was stoned. FML

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LiliK_fml 21

Friday 10 June 2016 14:26

This is nothing to joke about. This could lead to a full on marinara addiction. You should get him help as soon as possible!

trucker2 33

Friday 10 June 2016 18:45

My son use to rake the lawn... So he could smoke the grass- but it never gave him the mulchies

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LiliK_fml 21

Friday 10 June 2016 14:26

This is nothing to joke about. This could lead to a full on marinara addiction. You should get him help as soon as possible!

trucker2 33

Friday 10 June 2016 18:45

My son use to rake the lawn... So he could smoke the grass- but it never gave him the mulchies

codyolimason 12

Sunday 12 June 2016 6:25

I like how you write "ex" boyfriend

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