Miscellaneous: Today, my evil mother-in-law decided to look for a house in my...

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 23:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, my evil mother-in-law decided to look for a house in my city. There is a house for sale across the street from mine, and it's in her price range. FML

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Saturday 13 February 2016 15:03

Is your husband named Raymond, by chance?

Jatok 17

Saturday 13 February 2016 15:05

Burn it down.

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bnbhimp 10

Saturday 13 February 2016 21:15

Make an offer then cancel it after she moves on

Witchylady 17

Saturday 13 February 2016 21:38

Bolt the front door

TADspace 30

Saturday 13 February 2016 21:40

put salt at every door. Maybe she won't be able to get inside and thus wont try to buy it.

angeluscado 15

Saturday 13 February 2016 21:54

Ouch. Here's hoping she finds something else she likes before she finds that one!

Brandon1000 10

Saturday 13 February 2016 22:04

Time to move!

kred 21

Saturday 13 February 2016 23:13

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