Miscellaneous: Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so...

By Anonyme - 10/01/2011 06:29 - Gabonese Republic

Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by wasting so much paper. One of the girls in my class said, “No way! They use pandas to make paper?” FML

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tranced_ 45

Friday 27 May 2016 10:25

would've been a valid question if only papers were made of flesh and bones.

withered 30

Friday 27 May 2016 10:32

My guess is that was a sarcastic response to you trying to be funny.

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molliekatz 6

Saturday 28 May 2016 5:04

I hope to god that female never has babies

cheyluvsturtles 30

Saturday 28 May 2016 6:44

Are you sure she went to college? Maybe you should request for her to show you her diploma!! I mean even a first grader could figure that out.

C8H18 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 9:00

You really think you're any smarter with your initial comment? Pity.

dragoongirl90 34

Monday 30 May 2016 4:35

Hippie

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