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MonsieurH Perros-guirec, France

Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Chocolate can kill dogs so you might wanna take him to the vet

Alan, it says "covered the furniture" that's doesn't sound like a "speck" to me. Plus it could be a small dog and even a little bit is dangerous for them.

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U just killed u'r dog

Homer Simpson human version

I just realized the last scene in the FML Illustrated is the Simpsons family room.

It's like the Simpsons living room

that living room likes like the one from the Simpsons. Nice.

Simpsons living room in the picture

1. Anybody else realize that the person looks like Homer Simpson? 2. Chocolate is extremely bad for dogs, may want to take him to the vet if he starts acting ill

Dogs are so ******* annoying, i get that feel, this is why i'm a cat person

my dog ate bonbons for years he didn't die from eating chocolate

Anyone else think this illustration looks exactly like the Simpsons house?