Animals: Today, my dog was running around playing with his chew bone when... - FML

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By lazylahma - 19/05/2016 03:47 - United States - Chicago

Today, my dog was running around playing with his chew bone when he did some crazy spin jump and lost the bone. Where did it go you may ask, right through the front of my 55 gallon fish tank sitting behind the couch

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jsalamo 22

Thursday 19 May 2016 16:49

Omg I am so sorry. FYL

lazylahma 10

Friday 20 May 2016 0:21

Op here...sorry didn't know people are only entitled to have one type of pet. I should prolly get rid of the dog since theirs a chance he could accidentally break something else. (Just a joke would never get rid of my dog)

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jsalamo 22

Thursday 19 May 2016 16:49

Omg I am so sorry. FYL

Selene6996 12

Thursday 19 May 2016 23:33

Ok yeah that is why if you choose to keep fish don't have any other animals! Sorry not sorry....

lazylahma 10

Friday 20 May 2016 0:21

Op here...sorry didn't know people are only entitled to have one type of pet. I should prolly get rid of the dog since theirs a chance he could accidentally break something else. (Just a joke would never get rid of my dog)

AndrasteNyx 18

Friday 20 May 2016 2:40

Sorry for the rude commenter, if anything if the fish tank was on a stand them there was nothing else you could do to prevent this. Sorry OP

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