conbon123
Beaverton, United States
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No way, doggy
Vancouver, Canada
He's onto you
Today, I tried to sneak some cookies out of the pantry without my dog noticing. I dropped one, and now he thinks that every time I open the pantry, it’s snack time. He won’t stop barking at it. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
He's still a very good boy
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Anonymous
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Oh Lawd He Comin
United States
How very dare you?
Today, I got tired of my cat trying to open the bag that contains his food when he literally has food in his bowl, so I put the bag on a high shelf he can't reach. Since then, he's been giving me all sorts of dirty looks whenever we're in the same room, to try and make me feel bad. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Bad boy
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
This may take awhile
United States
Good boy
Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML
pansypup
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Rio Rancho, United States
Big baby
Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML
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United States
Woof!
Today, I was walking to my room. My friend's dog, who has always seemed to hate me for no reason, let out the loudest bark he could muster the moment he saw me. Not only did he scare the absolute fuck out of me, he also made me drop my pizza. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
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daydreamer244 13
He's all bark and no bite, literally.
perdix 31
Put his food in an R/C dump truck and make it drive away whenever your dog goes for it. You've got an insane dog, so you might as well have fun with it.
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Pikawhore 21
My dog is also afraid of his bowl. We had to give him one of our people bowls to get him to eat again, so you might see how yours reacts to a new one.
AntFinney 9
Get rid of the unappreciative mutt!! Damn Going to extremes to please an animal! WE OWN THEM! Not vice versa! Put him outside where he belongs.... back to nature. See if he complains about that bowl after 3 days of scavenging for his own food! LMAO Seriously, just change bowls! How is this even an FML?!? You life is SOOOOO ****** right now! I mean, yeah, thousands and thousands are unemployed and losing their homes and cars, but may your god have mercy on you because dog barks at his food bowl! How do you manage to not slit your wrists?!? It must be SOOOO hard being you right now! Grow up!!
TechFire 25
You'll be here for a while.
vladimirnabokov 15
My dog eats at the table sometimes. He has a bowl but he rarely eats out of it - usually when I'm not home. Otherwise he has a plastic plate he eats chicken and dry food off of :) Take your dog to a pet store and see how he reacts to other bowls - maybe he'd like a different one or just a plate instead.
nutycowboy 3
I would simply get him a new one!!
olpally 33
Perhaps a ninja cat is the culprit for this insane behavior? Lol.
skyeyez9 25
My dog is so obsessed with food he could care less what it is served in. He starts eating as I am still putting it in his food dish.
debbster7 18
Maybe he's one of those rare dogs that see things that aren't there? Dogszophrenia anyone?
finch01 18
how dear you hold my food away from me... its mine... none shall pass
SystemofaBlink41 27
More like F his life! You know how scary that shit is??
QueenBeeAngie 4
He could have been startled by a spider and still thinks it's there.