conbon123
Beaverton, United States
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
No way, doggy
Vancouver, Canada
He's onto you
Today, I tried to sneak some cookies out of the pantry without my dog noticing. I dropped one, and now he thinks that every time I open the pantry, it’s snack time. He won’t stop barking at it. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
He's still a very good boy
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Anonymous
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Oh Lawd He Comin
United States
How very dare you?
Today, I got tired of my cat trying to open the bag that contains his food when he literally has food in his bowl, so I put the bag on a high shelf he can't reach. Since then, he's been giving me all sorts of dirty looks whenever we're in the same room, to try and make me feel bad. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Bad boy
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
This may take awhile
United States
Good boy
Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML
pansypup
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Rio Rancho, United States
Big baby
Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
United States
Woof!
Today, I was walking to my room. My friend's dog, who has always seemed to hate me for no reason, let out the loudest bark he could muster the moment he saw me. Not only did he scare the absolute fuck out of me, he also made me drop my pizza. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
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daydreamer244 13
He's all bark and no bite, literally.
perdix 31
Put his food in an R/C dump truck and make it drive away whenever your dog goes for it. You've got an insane dog, so you might as well have fun with it.
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Comments (75)
chezburito 1
God damn it moon moon eat your food
kitsune3 20
Oh my god. XD Moon moon is actually starting to spread. I love it.
mlc0125 8
Lol my dog is afraid of her brush
rachel_h 14
How the heck is ur dog afraid of the food bowl??
Hiphuray4peas 27
That's a weird one. Look for other reinforcement contingencies and what could possibly be rewarding the dog for that behavior... there must be a reason for it.
MayaTheBee_fml 10
There's a saying in Dutch and literally translated it is: "Barking dogs don't bite." It reminded me if that.
narean 2
i know how that feels Op.
caitiebug1119 15
My fiance's dog is the same way. She's scared of EVERYTHING. Put the food on a rubber mat and see if that works.
Viet_fml 9
What are you feeding him? Lol
Koleckai 16
Must be ruff for all involved.
Elfses 10
Sounds like a 7-9 month old puppy XD