Health: Today, my doctor said "You're unhealthy because you're apathetic"... - FML

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By UnmanagableIntestineSpaghetti - 16/01/2016 23:33 - United States - Midlothian

Today, my doctor said "You're unhealthy because you're apathetic" and that I'd be just fine if I didn't worry. I have cerebral palsy and epilepsy, I've been in horrendous pain every second of my life since I was a born but I'm quite optimistic for someone whose body is tearing itself apart. FML

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