By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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Samera_fml 0

That is disturbing as hell. But I also must question your parenting skills, as well. I'm sorry.

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NIC_R00LZ 0

**** in the making. sorry to hear.

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Zaggytiddies 0

At first I was wondering why she would tell you but then i thought maybe she felt bad and was trying to find some way to tell you and that's the only way she could think of.

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EMOPRINCESS 0

oooh that is sad ask her when she did it and where and who with and take her to the doctor to see if she has std's i feel sorry for u

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candii_fml 0

oh my! thats awful shes much too young! 13... im so sorry!

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candii_fml 0

oh my! thats awful shes much too young! 13... im so sorry!

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Snackbars 0

Beat ya? You should have been all like, "Not if I beat you first!" and then punched in the gut and later grounded her for eternity. What a slutty daughter you have.

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I2OI3 0

YOU GUYS ARE ALL OVERREACTING - SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS AT 13 - she probably just held hands with a boy..lol

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Jman1906 2

Lungs... tired... from... laughing...

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