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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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13?.... damn....

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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cute_lainaa 0

she coulda been lying or joking hahaha why does everyone care so much? people do that stuffff but luckily no one has at my school has really i mean no one else im her age and luckily i have the sense not to tell my dad anyways its not bad parenting this stuff happens i know for a fact sensitive topic? i hope she didnt cause it would be stupid to tell her dad bragging?

naysay91 0

I agree with #'s 38 & 39, she would have gotten her ass beat!

shadow_skater_fml 0

yew better punish her for life!!! why would she even tell yew she had sex!!!

DarkMirror 0

If she did have sex, why the hell would she tell her parent? Idk of any kid (especially one that young) that's had sex and wanted to brag about it to their parents. Stupid and horny. Here's another kid for Planned Parenthood.

competitive little *****, isn't she?

Unfortunately despite being a fantastic role model for a child, they still listen to their pirate hooker little friends. Horrible. But at least she is honest?

worst thing like ever ......hope she was just kidding cuz that is well bad

Ew....that is disgusting! Why would a 13 year-old want to have sex, and then TELL YOU!? You have a messed up kid on your hands....

Ew....that is disgusting! Why would a 13 year-old want to have sex, and then TELL YOU!? You have a messed up kid on your hands....

Has she even had her period yet? SERIOUSELY!!!