Today, my dad told me that my trip to London (to visit him) has... - FML

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By sean the sheep - 21/01/2019 20:00

Today, my dad told me that my trip to London (to visit him) has been cancelled due to 'work issues'. My departure was scheduled the day after tomorrow and the tickets were booked 4 months ago. Also, my school trip to Croatia (scheduled for April) was cancelled earlier this month. FML

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Gofuckyourself 24

Monday 21 January 2019 22:03

Why not still go and enjoy yourself? Just do you.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 January 2019 20:35

So much for your chance to make a grand Brentrance*! *the opposite of Brexit.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 January 2019 20:35

So much for your chance to make a grand Brentrance*! *the opposite of Brexit.

Gofuckyourself 24

Monday 21 January 2019 22:03

Why not still go and enjoy yourself? Just do you.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 January 2019 22:48

My guess is the dad pays for the travel and decided to take it away. Just a theory.

Gofuckyourself 24

Monday 21 January 2019 22:49

Makes sense!

julfunky 29

Monday 21 January 2019 23:49

I can’t really vote one way or the other here. It’s not like you deserve it but not being able to travel to such places is hardly FML worthy.

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