Miscellaneous: Today, my dad had way too much to drink. Normally, this wouldn't...

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2016 01:44 - United States - Wheeling

Today, my dad had way too much to drink. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem except for the fact that he passed out mid poop on the only toilet in our house and I have to pee. FML

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sturschaedel 27

Monday 13 June 2016 14:34

Use the shower/bathtub. And pray you don't have to poop before he comes to.

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sturschaedel 27

Monday 13 June 2016 14:34

Use the shower/bathtub. And pray you don't have to poop before he comes to.

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