Intimacy: Today my coworkers decided to invite me to get drunk with them....

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By JCAL - 04/02/2016 02:42 - United States - Atlanta

Today my coworkers decided to invite me to get drunk with them. I did, and completely blacked out. I woke up hours later and they told me I had had sex with both of them and I had no idea where my clothes was. FML

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