Miscellaneous: Today, my cousin was using my iPad. He "accidentally dropped"...

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By Strawberree - 22/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, my cousin was using my iPad. He "accidentally dropped" it out the window 3 stories up. It's in pieces now, and he's 15. FML

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SoloAutotunE 17

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:08

He's also paying for a new one right

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 24 July 2016 6:01

Was he trying to catch a Pokémon?

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SoloAutotunE 17

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:08

He's also paying for a new one right

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 24 July 2016 6:01

Was he trying to catch a Pokémon?

saffy66 34

Sunday 24 July 2016 14:30

This is why I never lend valuables.

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 15:28

Did he promptly follow said iPad out the window?

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