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By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 22:22 - United States - Las Vegas
Today, my co-workers admired my "valentines day present", a fat lip and bruise on my chin. No, my husband didn't hit me, but the stairs did when I drunkenly fell running after my dogs. FML