Love: Today, my brand new girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because... - FML

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By TrustNoOne - 03/05/2016 12:29 - United States - Panama City

Today, my brand new girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because she was having family issues and probably wouldn't date the rest of the year. Now she's got a new boyfriend. My best friend. FML

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SpreadCypress 11

Wednesday 4 May 2016 3:04

Ex best friend right?

kamaltheabstract 14

Wednesday 4 May 2016 5:35

Wouldn't date for a year. Worst lie ever.

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SpreadCypress 11

Wednesday 4 May 2016 3:04

Ex best friend right?

kamaltheabstract 14

Wednesday 4 May 2016 5:35

Wouldn't date for a year. Worst lie ever.

FellFrmSky 8

Wednesday 4 May 2016 7:47

Sorry to say this OP, but I'm guessing she was already dating or at least flirting with your friend before she broke up with you. Either way, it sucks…

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