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Anonymous

Today, my boyfriend told me to come over so we could spend the night together. He called when I was almost there, telling me he was going bowling with friends. He said he'd be back in 2 hours and that I could stay at his house until he got home. Its been 5 hours and he won't answer his phone. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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If a guy takes you for granted and you let him, the blame is on you as well

You mean your ex-boyfriend?

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Leave and find someone who is actually WORTHY of you

I would have ate all of his food and possibly leave a few dirty things lying around before heading home

cootiequeen4444 11

Stock your fridge/pantry/movie collection with his fridge/pantry/movie collection, leave, then do the block/ghost thing the other commenter suggested. **** that dick. wait. bad wording. don't! just keep to the dumping that ass (you shouldn't even feel obligated to tell him. he'll figure it out. If not, it's not your problem he wants to just kid himself for awhile/forever...

I agree with most of this, but the part about not telling him is kind of ridiculous. Of course she should tell him. He's thick enough to not realize he ****** up, so clearly he needs to be told things. And besides that, you don't dump someone and leave them to "figure it out." That's a good way to cause unnecessary problems for yourself.

Eat his food and leave

Indigo Surri 1

I hope you turned around and went home and didn't just sit there at his house waiting for him.

CrazyJolteon 0

Don't assume. something bad couldve happened don't be paranoid

cheshireau 26

Priorities. If you are last, leave him. Thats unacceptable and don't let him beg to be let back into your life.

Dump him which is what he wants.

He does that because he knows he can.

Get out now, before he murders you. This is a classic horror movie scenario. (Seriously, though, that sucks.)