Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have... - FML

By bigbum - 04/11/2012 09:50 - Australia - Glenroy

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Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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feldco1 17

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:10

Drunk words are sober thoughts? Not sure if it helps at this point though.

AussieChild 22

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:11

Hope you slapped them both!

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lemonademixer 7

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:05

Wack that bitch up-side the head

LaLince 40

Monday 3 December 2012 7:15

classy answer

davidpropert 32

Saturday 23 November 2013 21:59

Plot twist: you were the naked girl

davidpropert 32

Saturday 23 November 2013 22:01

Alcohol kills

davidpropert 32

Saturday 23 November 2013 22:03

Kills relationships that is

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 0:34

You deserve better OP.

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