Love: Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

are you sure he was seriously? because ive been proposed to twice within the first day of meeting two guys haha they are two of my closest friends now!

ChloeBird01 8

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:46

Wow 6 days? Where's the wedding? A Las Vegas strip mall?

trippymane 6

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:48

How old are you? Either way that's creeeeeepy

SakuraFubuki92 12

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:52

Is he Ted Mosby?

cuppycakeslove 20

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:53

Well, atleast you found out early in the relationship that he's got issues before things got too serious :)

Cazz91 21

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:54

Run very far and fast. Find a doppelganger if possible to distract him.

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