Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Why? Because he caught me putting...

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By Annie - 04/05/2021 23:43

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Why? Because he caught me putting on deodorant, on a cold day, when I’m not exercising or doing anything strenuous. I need it regardless. FML

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 5:06

obviously youre better off with out him

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 5:06

obviously youre better off with out him

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