Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML
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ncbb5 18
Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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iAlissa 34
This is the most American FML I've ever read
CatLady4Lyf 30
"Hold my beer and watch this."
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cr500guy 11
"Hold my beer "
MonstreBelle 29
As a nurse, I would like to thank your boyfriend, and his fellow jackasses, for providing me with never ending job security. Their fuckery and the entertainment it provides is appreciated; well, most of the time, but that's beside the point. In all seriousness, I hope your boyfriend is doing well and makes a quick recovery.
RealSuperSand 21
'Murica.
I can't stand leg puns! 23
Phrase most often used before an accident: "Now watch this!"