Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed when I asked him... - FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed when I asked him a question. Mid-question he sticks his finger into his ear that was next to me, and proceeds to tell me that my voice was like nails on a chalkboard. Then apologized and said it was because he was so high. FML.

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