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It’s right there in the name: “Nearly FMLs”. These are FMLs, but not quite. They’re nearly FMLs. Here you’ll find the FMLs that were voted for positively by our users and that are waiting to be validated (or not) by the FML team, along with those that we rejected for being too similar to previous FMLs or not funny enough to our discerning tastebuds.
By SeagullGirl - / Sunday 26 August 2018 16:30 / United States - Pomona
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By  InsanityShard  |  23

Thanks for the info, I didn't know that either and I'm also 22. I also recently found out girls get 'smegma'. My mum not only never told me or any of my female siblings (one is nearly 40 damnit and the other is 31 now) but doesn't believe in girls getting it.

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By  InsanityShard  |  23

Thanks for the info, I didn't know that either and I'm also 22. I also recently found out girls get 'smegma'. My mum not only never told me or any of my female siblings (one is nearly 40 damnit and the other is 31 now) but doesn't believe in girls getting it.

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  PenguinPal3017  |  15

It's definitely not clean, but it is self regulating and you'll probably mess things up if you try to use anything other than water.

By  ViviMage  |  35

Your vagina is like a self cleaning oven. Don't shove things inside it (other than the boyfriend, and medicines you're prescribed.) You have bacteria that make hydrogen peroxide to clean your insides for you.

You also want to get some yogurt. To eat, silly!

Also, if you want to give you Flagyl, it tears your stomach up for weeks and tastes terrible.

By  Celestyna  |  16

There are feminine washes specially for the downstairs area. They should be with the tampon section at a supermarket. :) I didn’t know the whole soap thing until I was roughly 25.

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  Cali  |  50

I think some gynecologists say that even those special soaps can have a negative effect on more sensitive women. When in doubt, just use water!

By  DragonMaiden7  |  15

You shouldn’t wash inside of your vagina with soap, but you should definitely wash everywhere around it, like gently washing the outside of your vaginal lips and your labia.

Sorry this happened to you. Unfortunately Sex Ed in America isn’t what it needs to be

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  rockr88  |  7

Honestly it seems America is so behind sex ed due to rampant ignorance and all the religious extremists peddling the antiquated idea of abstinence. Instead of responsible sex.

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