Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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Top comments
AkeemKN 1
kill him.
WeirdUp 0
looked in the mirror LIKE A BOSS!!!!!
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Comments (136)
TheRealMidnite 0
I would have fired you too. Not for being so childish, but for being so unbelievably stupid.
asdmike9 0
good another job hopefully for someone who would appreciate a job, even one with an asshole boss
TheAA_fml 0
That had to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
Roxysurf7 1
well you're a mature one aren't you?
Asbandr 2
Why were you in the bathroom with your boss?
zebrapattern 6
wow. you are so immature. people like you (and you) should never be employed because you don't know what it's like to be an adult and hold down a job. if you're really that childish, you probably shouldn't even be working yet.
chickinova 13
how does a person not notice that bathrooms have mirrors? realy now...
ppl2ppl 4
Wow dude, that was pretty stupid. :P and get #1, enough eye makeup???? I'm pretty sure that much eyeliner is not needed
Troisaules 7
Did U forget that bathroom = mirrors
imhope 23
Hahaha karma!(;