Work: Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I haven't been doing...

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By adminhell - 24/02/2016 18:14 - United States - Lake Havasu City

Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I haven't been doing some of the tasks in my job. I've been here for 6 months and I still haven't been trained at all, so I had no idea I was supposed to be doing them.

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