Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I reached out to an old friend to ask how his battle with cancer is going. He responded by asking for boob pics. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML
Today, I ranted via text to my best friend about how annoying our coworker Stephanie is. I hit send, only to realize I had sent it to… the Stephanie in question. My backup plan? Following up with, "Just kidding! It’s for a short story I’m writing.” She replied, “I look forward to reading it.” FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML
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yukumariooo 11
My question is why you have your history professors number in the first place.
IworkAt711 14
What was the reply?
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Comments (123)
papayeya 18
Boobies... Boooobies.. Booobies and even more Booobies.. Nam Nam Nam Nam
marleyalana 4
Why do you have your history professor's phone number???
lindseymcr 6
Why do you have your history professors number?
awilliams44 9
Did he give u a check up on his.?
doumtabarnack 12
Why on Earth d'you have your history professor's cell number?
anonymous_365 12
I'm the OP. I am female, and my history prof is female, and very hot.
mcm_3 16
Lets look at the more.... Hm..... pressing matter of just why does OP have their history prof's number?
anyoldnamewilldo 23
It is very common to have your professor's number. I have a few of mine because they prefer to have advance notice of when students are going to be absent from class. Also, it is helpful if you have a question about a project.
MymB612 14
Anyone else here sick of the old "I sent an embarrassing text to the wrong number" FMLs?
MymB612 14
Anyone else around here sick of ye old "I sent an embarrassing text to the wrong person" FMLs? Seriously people, if there is anything slightly embarrassing in your message, check the number twice. It's not rocket science.
an3ph 20
Soooooo how were they?