Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I reached out to an old friend to ask how his battle with cancer is going. He responded by asking for boob pics. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML
Today, I ranted via text to my best friend about how annoying our coworker Stephanie is. I hit send, only to realize I had sent it to… the Stephanie in question. My backup plan? Following up with, "Just kidding! It’s for a short story I’m writing.” She replied, “I look forward to reading it.” FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML
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yukumariooo 11
My question is why you have your history professors number in the first place.
IworkAt711 14
What was the reply?
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Comments (123)
ReeceThePiece69 6
It's actually pretty common for professors to get their students numbers and give out theirs so they can send reminders or class cancellations to the whole class.
drizeah 2
if that was "common," then it would have happened to me at least once in the 5 years i've been in college. but maybe it is a common thing for THAT professor in particular?
Ytram_fml 10
#47, "common" doesn't mean "always". There's a chance your professors just didn't want to do that.
SgtAssCheeks 21
the bigger question is why you have your history teacher in your contacts in tge first place.
Emilystar0298 9
Well was it a girl?
kittykat31 1
why do u have your history teachers cell phone #
skitzymew 19
It was a professor. Not a teacher. So that means OP is in college. It's not uncommon for a professor to give out their email or phone number.
JustinKirby 20
Well how were they?
louies92 1
Why do you have your history teachers number?
djPanda 8
What if he said good
saraitkddh 47
I can feel the embarrassment. Just explain what happened to her and hopefully she will understand.
littlexlune 16
So... How were they?
papayeya 18
You are having a huge coming Awckward Moment lol