Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML
Today, my best friend, who I speak to pretty much all day, every single day, started dating someone and blocked and ghosted me. I guess my only close friend wasn't such a good friend after all. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
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desireev 17
Gotta love them besties! That does suck though, OP! FYL, for sure! Birthday wishes from Miss Desiree! :)
micahsmommy 13
38- and yet you just typed 3 i's in that reply.
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Comments (153)
jaredofmo 22
I suck at remembering birthdays myself. Maybe your friend has a similar problem. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OP!
aFreedom127 9
Not even a birthday BJ.
Shawn_R_Carter 4
I wish that's all I had to complain about.
perdix 29
He was giving you the ol' misdirection as part of his plan to throw you a surprise party later. If the party never happened, he realized how hot your girlfriend is as they were planning the event, so he nailed her. . . Happy Birthday! Surprise!
baygirl564 9
Happy birthday!!
doubleread 9
Oh wow, that same exact scenario happened to my friend because of our other friend. Happy Birthday though!
Missy612 14
Happy birthday!! And that must be a great friend! ;-)
Humor_Ran_Dry 9
Well go out today and turn that frown upside down! ;P You are supposed to be celebrating the existance of yourself. I know that was your bestie, but its all about you! So make it that way for yourself mmmkay?
tonygar 17
Well Happy Birthday!!
forever_born 6
Wow rude much. Well happy birthday.