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By Need a New Door - 24/01/2016 03:38 - United States - Louisville
Today, my best friend's crazy girlfriend broke up him after she cheated on him. He came over to my apartment for a beer and some pizza to cheer him up. A couple of hours after he arrived, his ex tried to break down my door. I wouldn't let her in, so she scratched my door with a knife. FML