Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend and I live 700 miles apart. We try to talk... - FML

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By missingmyfriend - 30/03/2016 16:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, my best friend and I live 700 miles apart. We try to talk all the time, but she's been ignoring my texts and dodging my phone calls lately, all because I forgot to call her back three days ago after I had to hang up unexpectedly. I've called her four times since. FML

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