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By thatdad - 22/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon
Today, my 5 year old son told me that his "male parts" were hurting him. I told him to toughen up. Later tonight, He kept complaining about them still hurting. I finally checked. My 5 year old son had split his ballsack open.