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By Bok_Choi - 21/02/2016 02:30 - Australia - Sydney
Today, my 5 year old son started to try and eat me after he realised that my wife and brothers called me Bok Choi. It would have been cute, but if not for him waking me up at 3 in the morning shouting "LET ME EAT YOU!" FML