Kids: Today, my 4 year old face timed my boss whilst I was on the toilet... - FML

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By gemloucox - 22/01/2016 11:52 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, my 4 year old face timed my boss whilst I was on the toilet and brought the phone in to show him. Monday is going to be awkward. FML

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