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By Ansley - 23/02/2016 04:20 - United States - Waterbury

Today, my 18 year old brother asked our parents if he's adopted, because his friend had asked why we're all white, and he's Hispanic. My brother thought that he just had really tan skin. He was 6 when our parents adopted him. FML.

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