Miscellaneous: Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting.... - FML

By Zufallian - 03/06/2015 00:55 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

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TweetAnne 13

Wednesday 3 June 2015 16:01

Well that blows

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 3 June 2015 16:02

About 6 years ago now, when I was a day camp counselor, I was appalled at some of the sexual things 12 year old boys would say TOWARDS me. It was shocking and disturbing and I'm sure kids are only getting worse about it at a younger age...

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jetjay197 12

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:56

I blame pewdiepie..

Weirddate 11

Thursday 4 June 2015 20:11

Can you think of a better response!? Lmao

Cbethkid 15

Thursday 4 June 2015 22:57

Damn, son.

Ben12345_fml 18

Friday 5 June 2015 7:57

I doubt she even knows what that means. Probably just heard it somewhere

cccccccchrissss 4

Saturday 6 June 2015 19:22

Kids start early now

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:00

Wow, that comeback was big when I was in middle school. Kids still use that? Still funny, though I'm slightly concerned about where a nine-year-old heard it. Of course, I guess kids start everything early these days. Or maybe she doesn't know what it means. So many questions here!

drw1204d1 7

Tuesday 9 June 2015 5:14

That's ******* awesome!

XxElementzxX 12

Wednesday 17 June 2015 20:07

they actually got that from pewdiepie. look up his reading Hate comments. thereare two of them but I forgot which one says that

mystupidbird_ 5

Sunday 27 December 2015 6:03

Both of them do

splinteredApple 36

Saturday 21 May 2016 0:27

I said it once, and I'll say it again. No one in my house watches PewDiePie.

DumbledoreDies1 11

Wednesday 25 November 2015 5:01

What has the world come to

bkb02 4

Friday 7 October 2016 22:00

I spit out my drink

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Today, I was working at the pharmacy and had a older man come in. He was buying Viagra and, by law, we are required to ask if the patient had any questions. His lovely response was, "When you coming over so I can test this stuff out?" His wife and daughter thought it was hilarious. I could've died. FML

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Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML

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Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

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Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

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Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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